Have I moved today? Yes, obviously. I went from the dining chair that has an imprint of my ass now, into the kitchen several times. Probably a couple too many. I also finished watching season 7 of modern family today at precisely 7:24pm. I’m trying to think about what else happened but all I remember is that I slept until like 11, then had breakfast, lunch, dinner and a whole lot of cookies. It also rained and I haven’t been to the gym in a few days. Candles have been burning all day and all the layers were worn. I had about 4 cups of coffee and 3 teas. I danced in the kitchen and have been wearing see through leggings and 2 different socks (they look the same but one is high top). Started watching season 8 on the internet somewhere cause I ain’t got another 30 bucks for this addiction. I see why drug addicts rob banks. Do they even do that? Idk what I’m talking about. Anyway. There are 1,000,000,000 fruit flies in the kitchen and I read that you have to put a bowl with vinegar in there so they, well, die. Doesn’t seem to be working to well. All it does is making the kitchen smell horrible.
New favourite saying: bone apple tit. I’m so 2015.
Had to check the back of the rice twice cause I don’t even know how to cook rice. The rice was a fluffy deliciousness. ew. never saying that again. HOw do you like the close up of my spring roll? And ma dancing?
Here’s what I had for dinner:
- spring roll
- a jar of pickles with mayo (wtf?!)
- biskuits and more biskuits